carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

wasn’t this on that show that was like american idol but for inventions and some guy was like “fart patch for the smell” and simon was like “YOUR IDEA IS LITERALLY SHIT IT’S NOT ABOUT THE SMELL IT’S ABOUT THE FUCKING NOISE YOU’RE USELESS AND YOUR IDEAS ARE SHIT” and nobody backed up the inventor guy (and tbh after i grew up and tried new foods let me tell you the sound is not nearly as embarrassing) well lookie here simon cowell u fucked up
'The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.'
— (via psych-facts)